It begins...

My very first blog post. How exciting! I feel as though I should deliver something incredibly witty in my first entry. Words that could trip the light fantatic and arouse a sea of electric applause and capitalized "LOLs" from fingertips across the globe! Words that have enough strength and courage to part the oceans, yet sensitive enough to touch the most apathetic heart. Each syllable carefully considered for its' poetic effect. Each sentence crafted with the precision of a finely focused laser. What shall I impart to the masses waiting with their heaving baited breaths? What shall I say ?

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ahem [clears throat]...

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My hands smell like moth balls. I think it's because I forgot to wash them after handling some dead bugs. To everyone out there who handles dead bugs... always wash your hands... or they may smell like moth balls... or worse.